Anonymous asked: Nick what happened on the fourth of July, 1999? What would you do to Zane?
Nick: I will categorically deny any stories put forth involving that night.
Kelly: Goddamn, now I want to know what happened.
Ty: That secret stays between me, Nick, and the … five to seven other people who were involved that night.
Nick: I swear to God, Ty.
Anonymous asked: Zane aside for the moment, what happened July 4th 1999? You can't just leave us hanging like that!
Nick: Nothing, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ty: There were fireworks.
Nick: Oh yeah, those were nice.
Anonymous asked: TS, you guys really think Nick can straighten up his act for Kelly? 'Cause I really worry about Kelly and I'm afraid he will just accept whatever Nick's willing to give -- with sleeping around, generally not caring about Kelly's heart and all -- even if it makes him miserable. Idon't think Kelly is built for the whole casual/open relationship thing.
Ty: Sleeping around? Not caring about his heart?
Owen: Have you met Nick?
Digger: Nick couldn’t even use someone else’s gun ‘cause he felt like he was being unfaithful to his.
Anonymous asked: What is your boyfriend's most irritating habit?
Kelly: Nick flirts. With everyone. It’s both charming and annoying as hell.
Zane: Oh, where do I start …
Ty: Zane sulks.
Nick: Kelly answers questions. So many fucking questions.
Anonymous asked: What is your best seduction line?
Owen: It depends on the situation.
Zane: I think we’ve already established I’m not good at these.
Ty: I learned my best line from Nick.
Kelly: What’s Nick’s best line?
Nick: I’m not answering.
Digger: Why not? We’ve all seen you do it.
Zane: Come on, what’s the line?
Nick: “Let’s get out of here.”
Ty: Worked every single time.
Anonymous asked: So... I can't stop thinking about Miami and Jacksonville... C'mon Zane... Nick... you guys gotta give us something...
Nick: How about herpes? Cause that’s the only thing you’ll be getting from Miami or Jacksonville.
Anonymous asked: Ty and Julian: was there any sexual tension between you two?
Ty: Fuck no.
Julian: I think you’re confusing sexual tension with simple dislike.
Anonymous asked: Digger, if you had little to no explosives, what would be your backup for creating a bang?
Nick: No. No, don’t ask him that.
Digger: Light bulb filament and lubricant.
Ty: He’s the reason we could by KY and never be asked awkward questions.
Digger: Oh, it makes a nice flame.
Anonymous asked: Gif challenge for everyone: choose one gif to illustrate Ty and Nick's relationship and one for Ty and Zane's.
Kelly: This is Nick and Ty:
Owen: So accurate.
Nick: This is Ty and Zane:
Ty: I hate all of you.