Anonymous asked: Nick, Kelly, Zane, Ty: in your experience, who gives better head men or women?
Kelly: I wouldn’t want to say one way or the other, but Nick is pretty damn good at it.
Anonymous asked: All of this hypothetical cheating is making me itch. Ty, how much fun is it for you to manhandle Zane?
Ty: Put some fucking Vagisil on that.
Nick: Jesus Christ, Ty!
Ty: I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE SEX QUESTIONS!
Anonymous asked: Zane, what are your thoughts on To Kill A Mockingbird?
Zane: Am I supposed to write a book report here? Is this punishment of some sort?
Ty: Yeah, it’s punishment for wanting to fuck Nick! You ass!
Anonymous asked: I would just like to state my wholehearted objection to Nick and Zane fucking. Ty and Zane are hot enough together, thanks.
Nick: Now I kind of want to do it just to buck authority.
Zane: Buck, you say?
Ty: What authority?
Anonymous asked: Guys, between you, you seem to have a pretty bad time with animals. Which animal would be the one you would definitely say "fuck no" to facing?
Anonymous asked: zane now you see flaws in the plan ,,so all this time you didn't see hot guy ty, what is wrong with you man. i normally love you but ,come on
Zane: I don’t understand the question.
Ty: I’m not sure this is a question.
Anonymous asked: Nick, chickens? How did a city boy like you develop alektorophobia? I know they look like mini velociraptors, but ... ;)
Nick: Hey, we don’t see the fucking things running around people’s yards like fucking Trapper Dan over here did, okay? Did you know that if you walk into a chicken coup, all those creepy little fuckers will stop what they’re doing and stare at you?
Deuce: Why are you walking into chicken coups?
Nick: They make really good places to hide.
Ty: Unless the chickens attack you because they think you have food.
Digger: And then someone screams and alerts them to our position.
Owen: Dude, they were trying to peck our eyes out.
Ty: No, they weren’t.
Nick: I don’t give a fuck.
Anonymous asked: Zane, hon, you're being a little too naughty. Can you say something nice and sweet to Ty, please?
Ty: Honey, I don’t need you fighting my battles for me. Fuck off.
Anonymous asked: I still want to know which one of you Sidewinder boys has a spawn.
Owen: We narrowed it down to Ty, Nick, or Sanchez.
Ty: This is bullshit.