Anonymous asked: TS, you guys really think Nick can straighten up his act for Kelly? 'Cause I really worry about Kelly and I'm afraid he will just accept whatever Nick's willing to give -- with sleeping around, generally not caring about Kelly's heart and all -- even if it makes him miserable. Idon't think Kelly is built for the whole casual/open relationship thing.
Ty: Sleeping around? Not caring about his heart?
Owen: Have you met Nick?
Digger: Nick couldn’t even use someone else’s gun ‘cause he felt like he was being unfaithful to his.
Anonymous asked: What is your best seduction line?
Owen: It depends on the situation.
Zane: I think we’ve already established I’m not good at these.
Ty: I learned my best line from Nick.
Kelly: What’s Nick’s best line?
Nick: I’m not answering.
Digger: Why not? We’ve all seen you do it.
Zane: Come on, what’s the line?
Nick: “Let’s get out of here.”
Ty: Worked every single time.
Anonymous asked: Gif challenge for everyone: choose one gif to illustrate Ty and Nick's relationship and one for Ty and Zane's.
Kelly: This is Nick and Ty:
Owen: So accurate.
Nick: This is Ty and Zane:
Ty: I hate all of you.
Anonymous asked: "Approach from the side..." and what do I do after? Seriously, Ty, if it lends me a hot guy like you, I'm all for your advice.
Ty: Tackle him to the ground! Restrain him!
Nick: Mother of God, NO! College kids can’t be tackled and restrained as a mating technique!
Ty: You look me in the eye and tell me if a co-ed bulldozed you to the ground and said ‘hi, want to have dinner with me?’ you wouldn’t be all over that?
Nick: NO! You have a serious mental disconnect with reality going on right now. Zane is literally the only person in the world that would work on.
Kelly: I’d go for that.
Owen: Me too.
Digger: Same. What college is this, honey? I might need to take a stroll …
Nick: Don’t make me arrest you. Again.
Owen: Weren’t you dating someone at UNC-Wilmington at one point, Nicko? You made a lot of trips down there.
Nick: Yes, but I was 24 at the time and I didn’t introduce myself by tackling him to the ground.
Zane: Maybe just walk up to this guy and say, “Hi my name is whatever, would you like to have lunch with me?’ That seems safer than criminal assault and kidnapping charges.
Anonymous asked: Zane: who would you rather do Nick or Kelly
Zane: I’m not answering this question. Nick is looking at me very … oddly.
Ty: Oh … you should get your knife out.
Zane: What? Why?
Owen: Dude, don’t ask questions, just arm up.
Anonymous asked: Sidewinder...have you guys ever spent the holidays together since you left the service (the first time) or do you always celebrate with family?
Kelly: Sidewinder is my family. Most of the holidays we do big at the camp for the kids. I’m usually invited somewhere for Christmas. Usually to Digger’s. They served alligator the last time I was there. I threw up until New Year’s.
Nick: I always volunteered to take the holiday shifts so the guys with families could be home.
Ty: We did all get together the year after we were released from service. We spent Christmas to New Year’s together.
Owen: That was pretty much our goodbye to being a team.
Digger: Dammit, now I’m sad!
Anonymous asked: Does anyone know anything about Nick's past romantic life (and I mean relationships/falling-in-love/comitment-wise, not sexual)?
Digger: There was someone important when we were in Jacksonville.
Owen: Oh yeah! He’d disappear for days and wander back in trying to look inconspicuous.
Ty: I thought for sure we lost him during that stretch. It was what, three months? Longer than Kelly was dating the woman he married, anyway.
Nick: You know I’m right here, right?
Kelly: Who were you seeing, bud?
Nick: No one.
Anonymous asked: Sidewinder, do you all think that Nick , who doesn't do commitment can really make a go of it with Kelly?
Owen: He fucking better. He breaks my boy’s heart he’ll have to deal with me.
Ty: Me too.
Digger: Any heart gets broke here, it won’t be Kelly’s.
scosnick asked: Sidewinder, does anyone else have a tell?
Owen: I can’t fucking believe I have a tell and these fuckers never told me. NO WONDER I ALWAYS GOT STUCK WITH THE DISHES.
Nick: There there.
Digger: Irish runs his hands through his hair when he’s really upset.
Kelly: That’s his only tell though. Digger and Ty are both so damn twitchy you can’t tell what’s going on.
Nick: Kelly’s tell is that he stops smiling.
Anonymous asked: TS, what was the weirdest thing that happened while you guys all lived together?
Ty: Our house was haunted.
Nick: No, it wasn’t.
Owen: It totally was.
Nick: No, it wasn’t.
Ty: I have to have all the mug handles facing the same way. I’d turn them whenever I went through the kitchen. A minute later I’d pass back through, and they’d all be turned the other way.
Kelly: That was totally Nick doing that.
Nick: Every time you organized something, I’d go behind you and fuck it up. You were so convinced there was a ghost.
Digger: Sometimes Sanchez helped him.
Ty: YOU FUCKERS.