Anonymous asked: For anyone who would like to answer, kindly use a super hero name to describe your penis.
Ty: I think Nick’s should be Daredevil.
Nick: Yeah okay, Mighty Mouse.
Digger: Owen should be Deadpool.
Owen: Digger already calls his Shaft.
Kelly: You should call it the Flash.
Anonymous asked: Nick I can't wait for your novella to come out so I can ask more detailed questions about you and Kelly!
Ty: Nick and Kelly aren’t here right now. They’re busy traumatizing those of us with excellent hearing.
Owen: I’m out. I’m done.
Anonymous asked: TS, who would you rather have living next door - a murderer, a white supremacist, or a child molester?
Nick: This neighborhood’s going to shit.
Owen: Is this question being posed to the necrophiliac because he’s in jail?
Anonymous asked: So Ty did Nick get Kelly's cloths off?
Ty: They disappeared after that last question.
Owen: If I hear a ‘Staff Sergeant’ out of them, I’m out.
Anonymous asked: TS - what is the funniest Iphone auto-correct error you've seen?
Anonymous asked: TS, What if your teammate were convicted and you were convinced he actually did the dead?
Owen: Are we talking necrophilia now?
Nick: Digger, what have you done?!
Digger: Shut up, jackass
Kelly: So wrong.
Anonymous asked: TS, If one of you were convicted for a questionable reason in the US, would you bust him out of jail?
Nick: There are other ways to go about that first.
Ty: What kind of questionable reason are we talking?
Kelly: Why in the US? Why not anywhere?
Digger: I’d be down.
Owen: You mean, again?
Anonymous asked: Owen after you have sex do you like to snuggle? Or do you just roll over and go to sleep?
Well that depends, doesn’t it?
Anonymous asked: Owen and Digger, I love y'all sweeties. You are the best. Anyway, now that Ty has a lifetime partner, do you ever think that you could find the love of your lives?
Owen: That’s not really my number goal in life.
Digger: I’ve found lots of them.
misscoyoteblue asked: TS, Zane, Deuce: What one word would you use to describe your mother?
Nick: I’m not answering this.