Anonymous asked: TS: Do y'all ever play Truth or Dare? Any good "Dare" stories?
Owen: Since we’re not 13 year old girls at a slumber party, I don’t think we’ve ever played truth or dare.
Digger: Pretty much waking up every day in the Marines is a dare.
Anonymous asked: Digger and Owen, my friend Rebecca can't decide which one of you she loves most -- which of you should she choose? It's her birthday tomorrow, by the way, so if you have time for drinks .... ;)
Digger: I’m always up for drinks!
Owen: You’re always up for anything.
Digger: That’s why I’m the favorite.
Owen: Rebecca is a nice name.
Digger: Don’t, I called dibs.
Owen: I’m just saying …
Anonymous asked: Owen what are you wearing right now? If it gets hot you can take your shirt off, okay?
Nick: Go ahead and tell them you’re not wearing anything. I dare you.
Nick: I double dare you.
Owen: I’m wearing sweat pants.
Anonymous asked: Nick, chickens? How did a city boy like you develop alektorophobia? I know they look like mini velociraptors, but ... ;)
Nick: Hey, we don’t see the fucking things running around people’s yards like fucking Trapper Dan over here did, okay? Did you know that if you walk into a chicken coup, all those creepy little fuckers will stop what they’re doing and stare at you?
Deuce: Why are you walking into chicken coups?
Nick: They make really good places to hide.
Ty: Unless the chickens attack you because they think you have food.
Digger: And then someone screams and alerts them to our position.
Owen: Dude, they were trying to peck our eyes out.
Ty: No, they weren’t.
Nick: I don’t give a fuck.
shadowsfaith asked: Owen, what's your favorite part of your job as head of security?
You know that Mel Brooks quote, it’s good to be the king?
Anonymous asked: I still want to know which one of you Sidewinder boys has a spawn.
Owen: We narrowed it down to Ty, Nick, or Sanchez.
Ty: This is bullshit.
Anonymous asked: Okay let's take a break from all these ridiculous questions (you're killing me minions). This question is for anyone who wants to partake. GIF challenge #3 - The first thing you'll do when TS returns home. Go.
Anonymous asked: Kelly you are kind of a fun loving guy. Do you think you will be able to handle the train wreck that is Nick? I know you love him, like you love all of TS, but it is going to be hard. JUST DON'T HURT HIM!
Kelly: Why would you think Nick is a train wreck?
Nick: I object.
Digger: Irish is fucking solid, man.
Owen: No. Nick’s a train wreck. He just hides it better than Ty.
Ty: Who the fuck are you calling a train wreck?
Owen: Do you both still scream in your sleep?
Owen: I rest my fucking case.
Anonymous asked: Owen did you know that when you deflect these answers it makes me want you more? Damn you.
Owen: Yeah. Yeah I do.
Owen: Oh, hello kettle. Fancy meeting you here.
Anonymous asked: TS what would you miss most about Kelly if he got taken out by the Irish Mob or Preston?
Nick: Why the hell …
Owen: Don’t ask questions. Just bob and weave.
Kelly: Why am I always dying in these scenarios?