Anonymous asked: Nick do you think that Kelly tops from the bottom? I get the feeling he is going to be a pushy bottom ;)
He has his moments.
Anonymous asked: All of this hypothetical cheating is making me itch. Ty, how much fun is it for you to manhandle Zane?
Ty: Put some fucking Vagisil on that.
Nick: Jesus Christ, Ty!
Ty: I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE SEX QUESTIONS!
Anonymous asked: I would just like to state my wholehearted objection to Nick and Zane fucking. Ty and Zane are hot enough together, thanks.
Nick: Now I kind of want to do it just to buck authority.
Zane: Buck, you say?
Ty: What authority?
Anonymous asked: Kelly: We know Nick has commitment issues but have you ever felt the same about committing to a person. I know you married your wife but after the divorce was it back to usual or was it a bit harder to forge relationships?
Kelly: I don’t think I do.
Nick: I don’t have commitment issues.
Kelly: HA!
Anonymous asked: Guys, between you, you seem to have a pretty bad time with animals. Which animal would be the one you would definitely say "fuck no" to facing?
Ty:
Nick:
Zane:
Anonymous asked: Owen what are you wearing right now? If it gets hot you can take your shirt off, okay?
Nick: Go ahead and tell them you’re not wearing anything. I dare you.
Owen: No.
Nick: I double dare you.
Owen: I’m wearing sweat pants.
Kelly: Sexy.
Anonymous asked: Nick, chickens? How did a city boy like you develop alektorophobia? I know they look like mini velociraptors, but ... ;)
Nick: Hey, we don’t see the fucking things running around people’s yards like fucking Trapper Dan over here did, okay? Did you know that if you walk into a chicken coup, all those creepy little fuckers will stop what they’re doing and stare at you?
Deuce: Why are you walking into chicken coups?
Nick: They make really good places to hide.
Ty: Unless the chickens attack you because they think you have food.
Digger: And then someone screams and alerts them to our position.
Owen: Dude, they were trying to peck our eyes out.
Ty: No, they weren’t.
Nick: I don’t give a fuck.
Anonymous asked: I still want to know which one of you Sidewinder boys has a spawn.
Nick: No.
Owen: We narrowed it down to Ty, Nick, or Sanchez.
Nick: No.
Ty: This is bullshit.
Anonymous asked: Nick, Zane. Arm Wrestle! Winner gets to top.
Nick: How about go fuck yourself?
Zane: Aren’t you a lefty?
Nick: Yeah, so?
Zane: Lefties are supposed to have an evolutionary advantage when it comes to battle and physical combat.
Nick: Yeah, because we can block the strong side of most opponents and learn to fight equally well with our opposite hand. A DI in boot camp told me that right before he tossed me face-first into a mud pit.
Zane: The lesson stuck with you, huh?
Nick: So did the smell of the mud for a few days.
Anonymous asked: Kelly No Thank you? Really? I suppose once you have been manhandled by O'Flaherty nothing else will be as good, huh? Nick you liked Kelly saying No to sleeping with Ty?
Kelly: I don’t know. I’ve never found myself attracted to Ty. Nick, on the other hand, I’ve had the urge to climb into his lap and block the Red Sox game from him so he’ll get frustrated faster …
Nick: That’s not right, man.
