Anonymous asked: Nick from what I read in T&G I get the idea that Kelly might be a goofy drunk. Is this true? Does drinking turn him slutty as well as goofy?
Nick: He’s not really a goofy drunk, no more than he is sober.
Kelly: You want to talk about a goofy drunk, can we bring Ty into this?
Anonymous asked: Why does everyone want to see this Nick and Zane thing happen? Shut up, people. Ty and Zane deserve a chance to be happy without this extra crap.
Kelly: Telling people to shut up is rude.
Ty: Shut up.
Anonymous asked: For anyone who would like to answer, kindly use a super hero name to describe your penis.
Ty: I think Nick’s should be Daredevil.
Nick: Yeah okay, Mighty Mouse.
Digger: Owen should be Deadpool.
Owen: Digger already calls his Shaft.
Kelly: You should call it the Flash.
Anonymous asked: TS: When you're on leave (or anywhere together) how do you decide who rooms with who?
Kelly: We usually just go with whatever happens.
Nick: I don’t recall us ever rooming exclusively with anyone. It’s mostly who gets there first.
Anonymous asked: Ty, what did they call it in Jacksonville?
Ty: Mostly I remember them calling it, ‘Harder’ and ‘Please Staff Sergeant.’
Kelly: Hell, even I remember hearing that through the wall.
Anonymous asked: TS, What if your teammate were convicted and you were convinced he actually did the dead?
Owen: Are we talking necrophilia now?
Nick: Digger, what have you done?!
Digger: Shut up, jackass
Kelly: So wrong.
Anonymous asked: TS, If one of you were convicted for a questionable reason in the US, would you bust him out of jail?
Nick: There are other ways to go about that first.
Ty: What kind of questionable reason are we talking?
Kelly: Why in the US? Why not anywhere?
Digger: I’d be down.
Owen: You mean, again?
Anonymous asked: Nick since Kelly's eyes change color depending on what color he is wearing, what color do you prefer he wear?
Nick: I like it when he doesn’t wear clothes.
Nick: Like right now.
Kelly: Dude! He’s lying!
Nick: Doesn’t matter, they believe what they want to.
Kelly: I am wearing clothes!
Nick: He won’t be for long.
Anonymous asked: Kelly - Did I miss something? What promise did Nick make you?
That’s kind of the point. He hasn’t made any promises.
Anonymous asked: Kelly do you think there is a connection between Nicks Irish mob coming after you in Colorado and Julian (who is Irish) killing you first in the TS take down? What did you do to the Irish?
Kelly: I didn’t do anything to the Irish he didn’t ask me to do!
Nick: I am not affiliated with the Irish mob. Goddammit.