Anonymous asked: Nick what happened on the fourth of July, 1999? What would you do to Zane?
Nick: I will categorically deny any stories put forth involving that night.
Kelly: Goddamn, now I want to know what happened.
Ty: That secret stays between me, Nick, and the … five to seven other people who were involved that night.
Nick: I swear to God, Ty.
Anonymous asked: What is your boyfriend's most irritating habit?
Kelly: Nick flirts. With everyone. It’s both charming and annoying as hell.
Zane: Oh, where do I start …
Ty: Zane sulks.
Nick: Kelly answers questions. So many fucking questions.
Anonymous asked: What is your best seduction line?
Owen: It depends on the situation.
Zane: I think we’ve already established I’m not good at these.
Ty: I learned my best line from Nick.
Kelly: What’s Nick’s best line?
Nick: I’m not answering.
Digger: Why not? We’ve all seen you do it.
Zane: Come on, what’s the line?
Nick: “Let’s get out of here.”
Ty: Worked every single time.
Anonymous asked: Gif challenge for everyone: choose one gif to illustrate Ty and Nick's relationship and one for Ty and Zane's.
Kelly: This is Nick and Ty:
Owen: So accurate.
Nick: This is Ty and Zane:
Ty: I hate all of you.
Anonymous asked: Kelly who do you think would top Nick or Zane
turtlycute asked: Gif challenge for Nick and Kelly, what was going through your mind after your first kiss?
Anonymous asked: "Approach from the side..." and what do I do after? Seriously, Ty, if it lends me a hot guy like you, I'm all for your advice.
Ty: Tackle him to the ground! Restrain him!
Nick: Mother of God, NO! College kids can’t be tackled and restrained as a mating technique!
Ty: You look me in the eye and tell me if a co-ed bulldozed you to the ground and said ‘hi, want to have dinner with me?’ you wouldn’t be all over that?
Nick: NO! You have a serious mental disconnect with reality going on right now. Zane is literally the only person in the world that would work on.
Kelly: I’d go for that.
Owen: Me too.
Digger: Same. What college is this, honey? I might need to take a stroll …
Nick: Don’t make me arrest you. Again.
Owen: Weren’t you dating someone at UNC-Wilmington at one point, Nicko? You made a lot of trips down there.
Nick: Yes, but I was 24 at the time and I didn’t introduce myself by tackling him to the ground.
Zane: Maybe just walk up to this guy and say, “Hi my name is whatever, would you like to have lunch with me?’ That seems safer than criminal assault and kidnapping charges.
Anonymous asked: We know Ty & Zane have done the whipped cream on the abs. Nick & Kelly, have you guys had any sexytime fun with food?
Kelly: The most fun I’ve had with food is hearing Nick order lobster.
Nick: Not cool, man.
Kelly: Lobstah. I LOVE IT.
Anonymous asked: Nick did you ever share a girl with Kelly?
Nick: Yeah. A couple times.
Kelly: And yeah, it was always fun. There were a few times that … never mind, Nick’s looking at me funny.