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Anonymous asked: Gay bull (I'm staying away from TS tonight...) - found a boyfriend yet?

I am a free bull.

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suzzletyzane asked: Question for the Gay Bull: Moooo?

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Anonymous asked: Gay Bull, stay strong, brother!

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Anonymous asked: Dear Gay Bull, have you ever tried to find a lesbian cow? Maybe you two could come to some sort of agreement so that you don't keep getting swapped from farm to farm.

You’re a vegetarian, aren’t you?

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Anonymous asked: Dear gay bull, is it hard for you to find other gay bulls to mate with?

These bastard ranchers keep selling me from place to place, makes it hard to get a date.