Anonymous asked: Nick, chickens? How did a city boy like you develop alektorophobia? I know they look like mini velociraptors, but ... ;)
Nick: Hey, we don’t see the fucking things running around people’s yards like fucking Trapper Dan over here did, okay? Did you know that if you walk into a chicken coup, all those creepy little fuckers will stop what they’re doing and stare at you?
Deuce: Why are you walking into chicken coups?
Nick: They make really good places to hide.
Ty: Unless the chickens attack you because they think you have food.
Digger: And then someone screams and alerts them to our position.
Owen: Dude, they were trying to peck our eyes out.
Ty: No, they weren’t.
Nick: I don’t give a fuck.
ginny-rose asked: Deuce, now that Amelia is born, do you think you will be an overprotective father when she is old enough to date or do you think you'll leave that to her to make her decisions about boys?
I guess it will depend on her personality. If she shows the same decision-making skills as her uncle, we’re going to have problems.
Anonymous asked: Ts: I read a Winston Churchill quote that said:"War is a game that is played with a smile, if you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way 'till you can." And it made me think of you... What do you think? Oddly fitting? or are you going to chastise me and say that "war is not a game..."
Nick: War is a game. And we’re pretty damn good players.
Owen: The answers to this question will make a psychologist salivate.
Deuce: Do tell.
Anonymous asked: Ty, Deuce: Any plans for Mother's Day?
Ty: Getting shot at. Like usual.
Deuce: Taking Livi out to dinner and getting a babysitter for the night.
Anonymous asked: Apologies if this is a repeat. Ty, have you always rocked in times of stress? Deuce/Sidewinder, are you familiar with Ty's rocking?
Ty: I do rock. it’s not just times of stress, though.
Deuce: Playing baseball with him sucked. The coach and I were the only ones who’d sit beside him on the bench.
Nick: It’s how he keeps his mind settled. Ty can sit still for hours. and I mean literally hours. But his mind will work overtime if his body isn’t active and it drives him kind of crazy.
Anonymous asked: Sidewinder, Zane, Deuce - If you could have been alive in any other decade, which would it be, and why?
Deuce: When did motorcycles become a thing? I wouldn’t mind the decade before that.
Zane: I’d like the Old West, I think. Briefly.
Nick: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Ty: Yes. My theory is that’s where phobias come from. Afraid of heights? You were hanged in a past life. Scared of fire? Somebody burned your witch ass at the stake.
Zane: That’s …
Kelly: Nick must have married to death because he’s afraid of commitment.
Anonymous asked: Deuce, we heard how Sidewinder tormented Ty with his OCD. Being a loving baby brother, what sort of things would you do to drive Ty crazy?
Every morning I would angle the bath mat and flip his toothbrush upside down.
Anonymous asked: Is anyone of our series an Aquarian?
Deuce: Livi is an Aquarius.
Ty: Owen is too.
Kelly: And Nick is an Aquarius cusp.
Nick: What the hell is a cusp?
Kelly: Means you’re born on the day the sign changes. You’re mostly Capricorn, but you have some Aquarius in you.
Nick: … I can’t tell if you’re being serious or making a sex joke.
Anonymous asked: Deuce - So far what is a) the biggest surprise of being a parent? And b) the best part of being a parent?
a.) How hard it is not to cuss, b.) every day.
Anonymous asked: TS, Zane, Deuce: What would you all rather be doing than answering questions here?
Owen: Playing the piano.
Kelly: Lighting up.
Nick: So many things.