Anonymous asked: Earl, Mara and Chester: What do you think of the Zombie Apocalypse plans flying around?
Earl: The what?
Chester: Damn fools.
Anonymous asked: Chester, how does it feel to be a great-grandpa?
Feels like I’m old. Damn fool.
Anonymous asked: Chester, was it ever hard telling the twins apart when they were growing up?
They aren’t identical. So no.
Anonymous asked: Dear Chester: Did you ever went camping with Earl and the boys? What was it like?
Who the hell do you think taught them how to live off the mountain?
krissycow asked: Chester-if you had an opportunity to say anything you wanted to Zane's mother, what would it be? Or would you just introduce your shovel to her?
Her business is her own. I got no reason to speak with her about it.
Anonymous asked: Chester: Let's say it's midnight and you're patrolling the house. And, you see a figure moving about. He's naked. He's Zane. Would you still hit him with your shovel? Even AFTER you knew it was him? (p.s. ILY)
Yep.
Anonymous asked: Chester and Harrison, Do you have any other siblings? Where are they now?

Anonymous asked: Chester, can you still tell the difference between a snake and a garden hose, or are you that far gone?
Don’t be a smartass now.
Anonymous asked: Chester, have you run into any snakes lately?
It’s too cold for them yet.
Anonymous asked: Chester - do you think your wife would have liked Zane? What would she think of him and Ty as a couple (not the 2 guys part of it, them specifically)
I never spoke for her when she was alive. I don’t intend to now.