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lilithnox asked: Chester Grady, Seriously! How did you know Ty & Zane were sweethearts when no one else picked up on that?

You got to pay attention!

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Anonymous asked: Chester - did your wife have her own shovel?

Why would my wife carry a shovel around when I brought the damn thing home from the Pacific Theater? Ain’t you paying any damn attention here?

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Anonymous asked: Earl, Mara and Chester: What do you think of the Zombie Apocalypse plans flying around?

Earl: The what?

Chester: Damn fools.

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Anonymous asked: Chester, how does it feel to be a great-grandpa?

Feels like I’m old. Damn fool.

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Anonymous asked: Chester, was it ever hard telling the twins apart when they were growing up?

They aren’t identical. So no.

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Anonymous asked: Dear Chester: Did you ever went camping with Earl and the boys? What was it like?

Who the hell do you think taught them how to live off the mountain?

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krissycow asked: Chester-if you had an opportunity to say anything you wanted to Zane's mother, what would it be? Or would you just introduce your shovel to her?

Her business is her own. I got no reason to speak with her about it.

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Anonymous asked: Chester: Let's say it's midnight and you're patrolling the house. And, you see a figure moving about. He's naked. He's Zane. Would you still hit him with your shovel? Even AFTER you knew it was him? (p.s. ILY)

Yep.

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Anonymous asked: Chester and Harrison, Do you have any other siblings? Where are they now?

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Anonymous asked: Chester, can you still tell the difference between a snake and a garden hose, or are you that far gone?

Don’t be a smartass now.