Anonymous asked: For anyone who would like to answer, kindly use a super hero name to describe your penis.
Ty: I think Nick’s should be Daredevil.
Nick: Yeah okay, Mighty Mouse.
Digger: Owen should be Deadpool.
Owen: Digger already calls his Shaft.
Kelly: You should call it the Flash.
Anonymous asked: TS, What if your teammate were convicted and you were convinced he actually did the dead?
Owen: Are we talking necrophilia now?
Nick: Digger, what have you done?!
Digger: Shut up, jackass
Kelly: So wrong.
Anonymous asked: TS, If one of you were convicted for a questionable reason in the US, would you bust him out of jail?
Nick: There are other ways to go about that first.
Ty: What kind of questionable reason are we talking?
Kelly: Why in the US? Why not anywhere?
Digger: I’d be down.
Owen: You mean, again?
Anonymous asked: Owen and Digger, I love y'all sweeties. You are the best. Anyway, now that Ty has a lifetime partner, do you ever think that you could find the love of your lives?
Owen: That’s not really my number goal in life.
Digger: I’ve found lots of them.
misscoyoteblue asked: TS, Zane, Deuce: What one word would you use to describe your mother?
Nick: I’m not answering this.
Anonymous asked: TS: care to share the most awkward moment you ever witnessed of our lovely Mister Digger?
Owen: I don’t think Digger has awkward moments.
Nick: You have to give a shit to have awkward moments.
Digger: I give no shits.
srsly-cris asked: TS - My friend was engaged to an Army officer stationed in Afghanistan and when he was home on leave after about 9 months away, they were told that they should wait a couple of days after he got home before having sex. Is that true across the board for returning troops? And if so, does anyone follow those recommendations? I mean, I get the point about getting reacquainted and all, but still...
Nick: Was he told this by his Army buddies? That sounds like the kind of shit those assholes like to pull.
Ty: Or did he tell her that? Sounds like he’s waiting for the STD results to come back.
Owen: You’re both jackasses.
Kelly: Dude, we stopped in a Dollar General parking lot on the way home the deployment I was still married for.
Nick: Not all of us can get laid at the Piggly Wiggly like you, bud.
Digger: That girl was smoking hot.
Owen: I remember the deployment we came home and Nick had two women waiting for him.
Ty: How the hell did you end up pulling that off?
Nick: They met in the parking lot with their little signs they’d made. Instead of fighting they just decided to split the bill for a hotel room.
Nick: They became really good friends afterward from what I heard.
Ty: Oh my God.
Owen: I can’t decide if I should be ashamed or proud to be here.
srsly-cris asked: TS, I know you've said Kelly's ex-wife was nice, they just weren't a good fit, but did you think they weren't a fit before the wedding? Just curious about your thoughts during the epic bachelor party.
Nick: I remember thinking getting married at all was going to be a mistake. We were deployed a few weeks after.
Owen: Does anyone actually remember that bachelor party?
Ty: I remember waking up in the back of the Bronco with Nick and Eli and a bag of sequins.
Digger: Why the hell did you have a bag of sequins?
Nick: We were collecting them from the costumes of strippers.
Nick: I don’t remember.
Ty: I’m sure we had our reasons.
Anonymous asked: TS and Zane: Have you all considered setting aside one day to engage in a daisy-chain orgy to resolve the UST simmering between ALL of you? That way, everyone can get what they want: Zane can be manhandled, Ty can then "punish" Zane and/or Nick, Kelly can get to top, Owen can try something new, and Digger won't be bored. The minions will provide a gift basket full of condoms, lube, power bars, gummy bears, and beer. How about it?
Nick: What is UST?
Ty: All that and that’s the only question you have?
Nick: I don’t know what it means.
Ty: Actually, neither do I.
Owen: I don’t care what it means, I don’t want to try anything new.
Digger: I’m good being bored.
Kelly: I’m sorry … what would the gummi bears be used for?
Anonymous asked: TS: Do y'all ever play Truth or Dare? Any good "Dare" stories?
Owen: Since we’re not 13 year old girls at a slumber party, I don’t think we’ve ever played truth or dare.
Digger: Pretty much waking up every day in the Marines is a dare.