Anonymous asked: Ty & Zane: Long weekend getaway. Would you prefer a secluded cabin in the mountains during a snowstorm - stuck inside, just you guys, a roaring fire and a big comfy bed or an island somewhere - warm and sunny with a beach, but not quite as secluded?

Ty: Za e’ so scufffly…..

Zane: What the fuck was that word supposed to be?

Ty: Uhh … 


Anonymous asked: because i know you love sex questions so much... nick, kelly, ty, zane: favorite kink?

Nick: OH! ME! I have a list. Where is my list.

Zane: I have regrets.

Kelly: My favorite kink is Nick when he’s high.

Ty: Mine too! This is fun!

Zane: Ty, it says ‘kink’, not ‘thing’.

Ty: Oh … oh I totally read that wrong.

Nick: I found my list!

Digger: Let’s not take this further.

Owen: Burn that list in holy fire.


Anonymous asked: Zane, are you planning on having an art studio in the new house? Any chance that Ty will pose nude for you (and by you I mean us)

Zane: If I want to pain Ty nude, it’s going to have to be an impressionist painting, because no way could Ty hold still long enough to pose for me.

Ty: I’d be nekked, Zane.

Zane: Yes, doll. We got that.

Ty: Paint me like your French girls!

Zane: You’re ridiculous. Good God, I love you.


tristinawright asked: Nick, how pretty is Kelly? Is there any part of him that you're just "oh my god" over?

Nick: Kelly … Kelly starts at his eyes. They’re blue and green and gray and now that I can look into them without needing an excuse, I can see little flecks of yellow in them. He’s got gold inside him, little flecks of gold that spread through his personality and make him shine. He’s always smiling. And it’s a real smile, even if he’s confused and has that little furrow on his forehead, it’s still a real smile.

Kelly: Babe …

Nick: He’s beautiful.

Kelly: Nicko, you’re so stoned.

Nick: He’s so beautiful. And I’m not talking about a body that was made by the Navy here, but I could talk about that if I needed to…..I need to, because holy shit. He’s cut as hell, and his arms are ridiculous. He’s like three or four inches shorter than me, but he can still pick me up. When he does, you can feel his abs tighten, and his shoulders… .  and he has these tattoos, and there’s one on his hip, okay? It follows the hipbone and … I come on it a lot.

Digger: Started out poetry, ended with blowing his load. Classic O’Flaherty.


Anonymous asked: Kelly, are you this open about your sex life with Nick because it gets a rise out of him or because you honestly give no fucks?

Kelly: Sex is a natural thing, it’s a part of the human experience, and there’s no shame in having it, enjoying it, or talking about it.

Nick: Get a rise…..ha.

Kelly: I’m sorry I drugged you, babe. I forgot you lost your superpowers with your liver surgery. I overestimated the strength of Ty’s painkillers.

Nick: Sex is fun. Kels is right, it should be talked about. It should be talked about without being ashamed, because people are made to be ashamed about too many things already.

Owen: Oh God, Doc, what have you done?

Kelly: I … but he’s so beautiful when he starts to get all righteous.

Nick: Teenagers don’t know shit about anything they need to know because the world tells them it’s wrong and dirty, but it’s going to happen! How many times can a nun crack your knuckles with a stick for fidgeting before someone accepts THAT KIDS HAVE TO PEE IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS OKAY!

Kelly: I … the Gatorade was a mistake.


dontkissthemonkeys asked: Owen: When you found out about Nick & Kelly being together, you said you were okay but withholding judgment until you got the whole story. Have you gotten it yet?

Not yet. All I know is it surprised them and they didn’t tell anyone until they were sure. That’s … I guess shit happens, you know?


Anonymous asked: Nick & Kelly, GIF Challenge: Listening to Ty & Zane having sex.



Anonymous asked: Who would be the better dad? Ty, Zane, Nick or Kelly.


Liam: Hello darling. I love when questions aren’t addressed to anyone in particular.

Ty: Hey, it’s Liam …

Liam: Who would be the best father, hmmm……here it goes. Ty would be the fun father, the one you know will teach you the things that will make you the cool kid in school, the one who will help you pick up and brush you off when you fall down and then say ‘walk it off, kiddo, you’ll get better’ because that’s who Ty is and that’s who he makes everyone around him. Walk it off, kid.

Zane: Are you … are you answering this seriously? Because that sounds pretty accurate.

Liam: Of course, it’s a serious question, and I aim to serve.

Nick: Am I hallucinating?

Liam: Zane would feel the weight of responsibility quite heavily, which could make him a rather strict, dull father on the surface, adhering to the rules, rarely letting the child break them because he knows those rules are there for the child’s benefit. But he would also be the father who, at the end of the day, is the one a child will go to for advice and comfort because kids know where it’s at, and Zane’s love for his child would shine through in every action, even when he is scolding. Zane would be the father whose hugs and words meant more to a child, because rather than coming at random for no reason, they always have a reason behind them.

Zane: That’s … that’s actually really … sort of nice.

Liam: Stop sounding surprised, it’s insulting.

Kelly: Nick … where the hell did Nick go?

Liam: Is he missing? Someone get eyes on him or I’m out of here.

Ty: I had the hugest crush on him in Basic.

Kelly: Whoa, Ty, slow it down.

Zane: This is a disaster. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Liam Bell … please continue.

Liam: Fine. Just … watch my back here. Nick. Nick would try to be everything his own parents were not. He’d be gentle, he’d be supportive, he’d be genuinely interested in the lives of his children and he’d cook dinner every night and sit with them at a table and listen to them talk. He’d be terrified of disciplining them physically, so instead he’d keep control with that quiet voice that tends to get his point across better than shouting. In the end, he’d be the type of father who collects neighborhood children, who coaches little league, who takes in the strays. Nick, I believe, would be a good father despite his own opinion of his abilities.

Ty: You know Irish played sports to hide all the injuries? If his dad broke his arm the night before, he’d go all day in pain, then wait until practice or the game that night to take a dive and pretend he broke it then.

Zane: Are you serious?

Kelly: Where the hell did he go?

Liam: And finally the Doc. We all know the Doc would be an amazing father. He’s caring, he’s fun, he knows the value of a simple hug or word, he knows when to end fun that’s gotten out of control, he values family above all else, and he already spends his life working with kids who’ve been screwed over by life. As for who’d be the best father? Frankly, next-gen Sidewinders scare the ever-loving hell out of me, so NONE OF THEM.



lilithnox asked: Chester Grady, Seriously! How did you know Ty & Zane were sweethearts when no one else picked up on that?

You got to pay attention!


Anonymous asked: Nick & Kelly, were you guys "only listening" to Ty & Zane have sex in Scotland or....?

Nick: Are you suggesting we were getting off to listening to Zane scream like a little bitch?

Zane: I don’t like him when he’s high.

Kelly: Because we weren’t. We wouldn’t have had time to cheer if we had been.

Ty: I love you guys. I love everything right now.

Owen: What the fuck happened in Scotland?

Digger: What the fuck kind of painkillers are those?