asker

Anonymous asked: Ty, what would you do if someone tried to seat your Zane from you?

Ty: I’d re-seat his ass right beside me.

Nick: I just snorted Gatorade up my nose.

Ty: Spelling errors, man.

Nick: OH Jesus it burns.

Ty: LIKE HOLY FIRE FOR THE NOSTRILS.

asker

andthencamecutandrun asked: Nick, who is your best friend?

Nick: I don’t like this question.

Ty: Why not? I’m your best friend. You’ve always said that.

Nick: I know, Ty.

Ty: Since we were seventeen … 

Nick: I know, Ty.

Ty: Are … are you saying you think maybe it’s not true anymore?

Nick: I don’t like this question.

asker

Anonymous asked: Isn't Percocet with Gatorade a little dangerous? Kinda like mixing alcohol and Red Bull, or something?

Kelly: I will own up to the fact that getting Nick high was a HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE okay, but usually he handles it better than this! His liver surgery really fucked up his tolerance.

Nick: Does this mean that I might be able to get drunk like a normal person now?

Kelly: I don’t know, babe, maybe?

Nick: That would be awesome! And so much cheaper to go out drinking … 

asker

Anonymous asked: Liam, create a diversion to take Zane and Kelly out of the room, please. Now. Nick and Ty, have you ever fucked each other?

Liam: Diversion, my arse, I want to hear the answer to this one.

Ty: We … I honest to god don’t remember ever having sex with Nick! I swear!

Nick: He would have remembered.

Kelly: Word.

asker

andthencamecutandrun asked: Liam: are you deep, deep inside a good man? And in the end everything you did was for a good reason?

Liam: Well, recently a good man was deep, deep inside me. does that count?

Ty: Are you talking about Nick?

Nick: What?

Kelly: What?

Liam: What?

asker

witchescanberightgiantscanbegood asked: Ty, tell Zane kitties can smell zombies -- well, if they can smell raw fish under three sealed thermo bags, I'm pretty sure they can smell zombies miles away -- and that they are great fighters when it comes to defending their territory. I bet this would convince him to let you have as many cats as you want in your bookstore.

Nick: Oh my god TY, what would you do with your kitties if zombies happen?!

Ty: Oh no … they’d have to be protected. they’d have to learn how to defend themselves! I’d have to teach them about warfare and survival.

Nick: I’ll help you.

Zane: God please, if you’re listening … help me.

asker

Anonymous asked: TS+ Zane(although, Zane is pretty much TS) I just wanted you guys to know that I'm very jealous of what you have and that when I think of heroes I think of you. Fuck DC and Marvel, you guys are the real thing. Sometimes you're pissed at each other, like Nick and Ty, but I know Nick that if some asshole came after Ty you'd beat him to a pulp cause you're a family. A family of heroes and I just wanted to thank you for all that you give us. Wish I had something like that xxxx -Minion

Nick: That’s …

Zane: Is he crying?

Kelly: He’s high, just … just let him be.

Ty: THAT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!

Digger: Yep. This is us.

Owen: We’re so fucked.

asker

Anonymous asked: I love you Zane!

image

asker

dannywlliams asked: Kelly, since you're all Navy baby, ever gotten Nick in the water for nefarious purposes?

Kelly: If you mean, have I ever gotten him in the water to do mean things, no. But I have gotten him into the water to fuck me as waves crashed around us.

asker

Anonymous asked: nick, if you could taste colors, what do you think they would taste like?

Nick: You CAN taste colors!

Kelly: Not this again, oh god.

Nick: You can! You know what red tastes like? It tastes RED. And people can be colors. Ty’s orange, did you know that? He’s this bright orange that flares sometimes. And Kelly, Kelly is a very vibrant blue.

Kelly: Really.

Nick: YEs. It’s a beautiful blue. God, you’re beautiful.

Kelly: I’m blue? Not Kelly green?

Nick: why would you be green? Green means different things than blue and you’re blue.

Kelly: Nicko … babe. Let’s go to bed, huh?

Nick: Digger is the scariest color of purple I’ve ever seen.

Kelly: Nick … 

Nick: You can taste colors. And you can smell memories. And Kelly is the most beautiful blue I’ve ever seen..